Rule 34 and why does this suprise me anymore?

I know nothing should suprise me on the internet. Fandomsecrets and ONTD and livejournal in general has taught me that. Yet I'm still suprised. There is Fanfiction for Minesweeper. I'm so shocked. And Solitaire and Tetris. I'm addicted to Tetris  (I play at least once a day and hope to make the high score on some site nobody knows someday) but to write poems and storys...
And there is Minesweeper porn. I wouldn't say "My poor childhood!" so much as "My poor brain!" I couldn't even finish the one paragraph smiley/bomb porn Fic. It's disturbing. My mother loved that game. Joe Rowling has her highscore on her website. What is wrong with these people. But I don't want to judge (I'm so judging you!!!).

Minesweeper Fanfiction
Solitaire Fanfiction
Tetris Fanfiction


Well if it exists there really is porn of it. Or so it seems. I really don't know why I am suprised. I just am. And I have read Fanfiction for years and been on the internet for so long... *shakes head* Well it's nice that I haven't seen it all I suppose.

Also thanks to fandomsecrets today and the Doctor Who bingo I'm now more informed about it than I ever needed or wanted to be. Why do I keep reading it? I don't know.